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June
2006

Original theater poster for Casablanca There seem to be a couple of advantages of getting old. One is that people are helpful, and don't think it odd if you avoid heavy lifting. The other is that you occasionally get a good deal. They have a "senior citizens" movie once a month at our theater, admission $2. It's always on a Thursday at 10 AM, so we seldom get to go; but this time, I wasn't teaching and Kathy got part of the morning off, so we went to see "Casablanca". As in, "Play it again, Sam," which was never spoken in the movie. Ingrid Bergman actually had the line, "Play it one more time, Sam." Anyhow, the plot is OK and the music is great. Oh -- the guy that played Sam was a drummer; the piano was played by someone else off-camera and he "finger-synched". Afterward, we went to Golden Corral (a buffet) for lunch. Not dinner and a movie, but a movie and lunch worked out well. They also had door prizes. Didn't win a door, but they drew my name for an apple pie -- something that we really didn't need, as in it will surely go to "waist."

Well, I got all inspired. We were doing a gig that weekend, and Ron, the guitarist, came over to jam. After he left, I cranked out three "lead sheets" on the computer: "As Time Goes By," "It Had To Be You," and "Perfidia." Come Friday, Ron hadn't played any of them before but he reads music better than I ever hope to, and it turned out OK. Too bad Al Blackmore, my jazz teacher 50 years ago, didn't have a computer. He cranked out the music for each student individually with a blank music score and a #1 pencil. Anyway, the gig went well and we got our "free" coffee for the evening. Several friends showed up, including one couple who teach ballroom dancing. Need I say that they got up and danced? (Don't tell our Baptist friends!) At least we're drinking coffee and not the stuff that requires a license.
At Our House Geek Stuff
As I write this, I'm actually getting tired of classical music. It's been turned up to maximum volume all day. Why? Well, we have critters again. (Some of you remember the account I wrote when we moved in this house. That was a laugh a minute (not!). That's when a family of raccoons (Mama and 2 kids) were living in the attic. Well, to make a long story short:
  • Night before at about 12:45, there was a crash in the kitchen. Turns out that the clock had fallen (and broken) off the shelf, along with a knicknack. Odd. Very odd.
  • About 3:30 that same night, there was scrabbling like mad above our heads in the attic. Even odder. Cats didn't know what to make of it. Sounded about the size of a large rat, small raccoon or medium-sized possum. Big squirrel? Definitely trying to dig a burrow in the insulation.
  • Shortly after putting a pan of mothballs up in the attic, and having had the bedroom radio up loud all day, about 4:00 (afternoon this time), it was thundering and the cats hate that anyway, but they were acting really, really strange. There was this thing on the living room floor. A(nother) bat! Well, I was careful this time (didn't get bit), scooped him into a Cool-Whip container and took him outside. I think the old cat had already chewed on him so he was probably a goner anyway. He might have eaten his weight in mosquitoes. He did manage to crawl away under a bucket and died there. Too bad, he might have had um, let's see cat - kittens bat - bittens? Young ones anyway.
I figure the larger critter was trying to get out of the space above the cupboards and managed to wiggle the board that the clock sits on. OR the trains passing by over across the swamp vibrated it down, but that would be quite a coincidence, wouldn't it? I am sure that the little 1/2-ounce bat wasn't responsible. So one of the ways to get rid of coons is to play loud music and put mothballs in their living space. (Learned that on the Web, and of course you know the Web is always reliable.) Last coon episode cost a thousand bucks before we were done, with all of the pest-proofing we did. Then we got the new roof last summer, and I bet there's something loose somewhere. And the chimney was swept, and there were multiple chances of a critter entry being left open.

Mothballs! Phew! Think I'll sleep in the basement....
No real adventures this month, but I got some stuff working.
  • Last time, I related the incident with the water pipe when I was running conduit for the network cable. Well, the network is doing fine. Obviously didn't get water in the computer system
  • I figured out how to make them "talk" to each other. Always could get onto the Web, but I finally set up ssh ("secure shell") and now I can log on one computer from another. Have to log on the remote machine and start xinetd "by hand" (the startup sequence is a bit paranoid) before I can ftp, but it works and now I can transfer files, as in make backups of my work on a different machine. That seems like a lot of work until you have a hard drive crash like I did a couple of months ago.
  • Using ssh, I have pvm running on two machines, so I can test "cluster" programs at home. Philosophically speaking, today's machines are so fast that I'm having trouble finding suitable programming programs that (a) take enough time to be annoying and (b) can reasonably be assigned to an advanced programming class. I mean, weather prediction and protein folding are a bit beyond a two-week assignment.
  • Downloaded a couple of "action" games. One is a shoot-em-up and the other is a Linux remake of Wing Commander. Don't have all that much time to mess with them, but now that I have figured out the installation, some of the students may be interested in installing them. They're free, by the way....
  • Found one advantage to using Linux to surf the Web: when some site wants to install a "freebie" on your IE toolbar, it chokes. Also, spyware and stuff like that simply die a-borning. There is nasty stuff for Linux out there, but it's rare and not nearly as sophisticated as the stuff that invades Windows.
  • Now I do use Windows because certain things in campus e-mail and a couple of sites I visit expect to have IE and Windows running. That's the way the world is, but I find myself using Linux most of the time now, and BSD when I want to crunch a lot of numbers in a hurry.
So the bottom line there was that I had been outside laying block for a retaining wall after maybe 4 hours of sleep the night before. Kind of nuts, but the music inside the house was only barely tolerable and the work needed to be done, preferably before it rained, which it did, mightily. Came in quite tired (moved probably 500 lbs. of blocks and mortar mix from the shed; yea, verily more like 800 lbs.), sleepy, and now have to catch a stupid bat! Well, look at the bright side: the blocks were "furnished" by students who were graduating and tossed them out, the mortar mix was leftover from last summer (woodshed project) and only a shell near the
outside of the bag had hardened, and I had some experience in laying block from last year. So it's a "free" retaining wall where we filled in behind and around the mailbox corner. And the bonus is that same day they put in a sewer line up our back street (Presidential Drive) because of the new construction at CE National, and there were literally cubic yards of dirt left over that they didn't mind my getting some wheelbarrow loads of. We put topsoil and manure on top and I think the little flowers will be quite happy. They also did a real job on the Alpha dorm parking lot, removing a section of sidewalk, lots of asphalt, a section of the driveway up to the dining hall, the "mud volleyball" court (an improvement if you ask me) and yards of grass, all replaced with "dead" dirt from the trench. Hope they pave over the mess in the parking lot; the grass will come back in a year or two. And to think that Kathy worries about the people driving over the lawn when we're doing the Christmas Tree! The "Bobcat" front-end loader, the big yellow power ("steam") shovel, dump trucks and backhoe really tore up the lawn with their treads. Wotta mess!
So I went out to take these pictures above, and found out that they had cut down about a dozen trees. Almost messed up our plans. But I got several wheelbarrow loads of that dirt to backfill against my new block wall, then
Dalton tosses some maple
went up and cut nearly a cord of maple. Kathy borrowed the old pickup ("number 34") from Physical Plant, and we got the wood in. But not without help. Some of the rounds were probably 120 pounds.

Our friends the Kanodes came over for supper to tell us all about what's going on in Gulfport, where we will be soon. We recruited Dalton to help with loading the big pieces of the tree trunk. Kathy had already loaded one load of smaller stuff before supper, and we got two more loads of big stuff. Whew! It will take a little while to get that all split. I said if I could get in a cord of wood, I would take Saturday off, which we did, and went to the wedding of one of my students down near Dayton, OH. Much more restful than going after another cord of wood. Anyhow after supper Kathy took Kanodes' two kids out and they buried the bat. "Ashes to ashes, mud to mud," or however that goes.

Went out and got wood nearly every day for over a week; most of the time, two pickup loads per day. Sometimes Kathy loaded small stuff as I cut away limbs, sometimes we hoisted bigger pieces together, and I loaded a ton or two of 100-lb pieces when there was no one else to help. One layer of 15-inch diameter hunks of oak figures out to about 1300 lb. On Friday, Jeff, a seminary student, came and helped. Among other things, he was state champion weight lifter for the "clean jerk" I think it's called. Anyway, after supper and one last load, we watched a video and ate chips and salsa. Another load on Saturday made my minimum 6 cords for the winter. Lots of oak and hickory in the mix, with some cherry. Think we'll rent a splitter for the really hard stuff. It's about like trying to split brass castings.

But, ya know, the LORD takes care of us. On Saturday, we said we needed just one more load. We cut up and loaded half a truckload of small stuff, plus one cherry tree that was too gnarly for lumber. After we got that loaded, there were a couple of small things left. Couldn't start the stupid saw. Something broke in the mechanism for the starter pull rope. Well, that was that. But then, with three pieces of that cherry tree left on the ground, the wheel broke on the wheelbarrow (it was plastic, cheap) so we carried the pieces to the truck; not really heavy, just annoying. We took that as a sign that it was time to quit. Kathy called some friends and told them to come get the wood inasmuch as we're really done. On Friday, the construction crew hauled off most of the brush and all but two stumps and Monday it had to be clear to start excavation. So we invited the neighbors over for grilled T-bone at suppertime and basically took it easy for the rest of the day, only going out to find another wheel and to fill the spare gas container for the grill. It was a gorgeous day, mid-seventies, gentle breeze, not a cloud in the sky, when you'd rather hug a tree than cut one up for firewood. Ah, for a hammock!
I think the LORD had in mind that we needed some toughening up before going to Gulfport to work on stuff. We went down to put up a couple of "bunkhouses" with air conditioning before the rest of our "Yankee" team got there. Temperatures are like 92 daytime and 75 at night, with dewpoint about 72, plum mizzable without the A/C. We'll give a full report next month, since it's a 2-week stint we're on.

I have heard that people along the coast, from Kennebunkport to Brownsville, have sticker shock on their insurance bills for the coming year. Premiums have taken a big jump. The Katrina payouts really strained the insurance companies and even so, dividing it up amongst all those people, the payouts were far too small. The word of the day is TANSTAAFL, coined by Robert A. Heinlein. It's an acronym for "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch." The money has to come from somewhere. It's just like the casinos. Sure, you can win big, but if you win a thousand bucks, somebody else has to lose a thousand bucks. Plus overhead. Businesses don't "have" money, they get it from you and me. Their costs go up, our costs go up. And it hits the poor folks hardest because there's no graduated scale on insurance premiums.

So we went to Gulfport. Sure, they will probably be devastated again someday, but the LORD did not call us to lecture them on why Indiana is a better place to live. He called us to help our neighbors when they are in distress. Besides, we have tornadoes....


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