Dementia Test

OK, so it isn't really a "professional" test, but it will
find out if you're thinking straight. So take the test to
see whether you are "losing it."

1. What do you put into a toaster? (scroll down)































If you answered "toast", stop right now. Please don't handle
any sharp objects and don't hurt yourself. If you answered
"bread", go on to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk" out loud. 
   What do cows drink?


































Oh, my. You didn't say "milk" did you? Cows drink water,
of course. If you said "milk" you're probably stressed out
and need to stop right now. If you said "water" go on to
Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
   is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from
   pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,
   what is a green house made from?


































Glass, of course! If you said "green bricks", what are you
doing still reading these questions? If you said "glass" go
on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000
   feet over Germany. (Remember, Germany was divided into
   East and West Germany at the time.) During the flight,
   one of the engines fails. The pilot, realizing that the
   other engine is failing also, decides to crash-land, and
   something more goes wrong and the plane ends up in pieces
   in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and
   West Germany. Where do they bury the survivors, in East 
   or West Germany, or in "no man's land"?


































OK, they don't bury the survivors. If you answered in ANY
other way, please DO NOT ever try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash! If you said "Don't bury the survivors" or 
something close to that, go on to Question 5.

5. Without using a calculator -
   You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in
   Wales. 
   In London, seventeen people get on the bus.
   In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine get on.
   In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
   In Cardiff, eleven people get off and sixteen get on.
   In Swansea, three people get off and five get on.
   In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
   You then arrive at Milford Haven.
   What was the name of the bus driver.


































You DO know your own name, right? You were driving the bus!

Supposedly 95% of all people fail most of the questions. See
how your smart-alecky friends do.